On the way to my employee Christmas party tonight:
Me, looking at my watch: We're early. The drive didn't take as long as I expected.
Adam: Well, we still have to find the dance hall.
Me: I can just text Sandy (my boss) and ask her where it is if we have a hard time finding it.
Adam: Oh. It's right there. Yeah.... we're definitely going to be early if we go in right now.
Me: We could always sneak off for a little while, you know, maybe go have a quickie on a back road to pass some time.
Adam: I don't think I know this town well enough to find a vacant back road.
Me: Hmm... maybe I can text Sandy real quick and ask if she knows where one is.
Adam, seeing me glance at my phone: You're not really texting her, are you?!?
Me: No, I'm not texting her. But I'm totally telling her about this conversation when we go inside.