Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Oh happy (sneezy) day
So I've been feeling a little off for a couple days, like I might be getting a cold (yes, again!). At first it was just like hey, I'm a cold. No big deal. Then last night it suddenly went from hi, how are ya? to pay attention to me, WOMAN!
My entire head is throbbing, my throat is on fire, I cannot stop sneezing and due to the massive amounts of Emergen-C I've been drinking, I've peed 36 times in the last 45 minutes. And another thing, who knew the human body could produce THIS MUCH snot?
I'm not asking for your sympathy. Really, I'm not. In fact, all of that has nothing to do with what I was planning to post about.
Whatever the reason, I'm so full of light and love today that nothing -- not even the mountain of dirty dishes in my sink or a cold the size of Samuel L. Jackson -- can get me down.
So if you're in need of a little extra happy today, feel free to borrow some of mine. As long as you don't mind a little snot with it.