Looking in the mirror this morning, I realized it was one of those rare days I felt 100% confident with my appearance. You know... one of those days where you know you look hot.
I was wearing a flowing skirt, which made me feel like a lady. I was wearing my new high-heeled boots, which made me feel a little sexy. I did my (newly blonde again) hair up -- not in a mommy ponytail, but an actual up do -- which made me feel put-together and elegant.
I walked out my front door feeling like a million bucks.
That is, until I looked down and realized that this elegant lady had tucked her skirt into her underwear and given the neighbor a peek of something he may or may not have wanted to see.
Sorry for that, dude. Or you're welcome. Whichever you feel is appropriate, I guess.